Quotes from Family Dinner
Jimmy: What are you making?
Donna: Potroast.
Jimmy: Oh, good, I could do with the exercise.
Donna: What exercise?
Jimmy: Walking back and forth to the bathroom.
Bonnie: I'm going to Mitchell's.
Jimmy: Homework?
Bonnie: Yeah, cling to that, daddy.
Jimmy: Oh, I do.
Bonnie: Uh, I should be home by...
Donna: Ten.
Bonnie: Eleven.
Donna: Ten fifteen.
Bonnie: Thirty.
Donna: Twenty.
Bonnie: Twenty-two.
Donna: Must you?
Terry: You're out of bubble-bath.
Gene: Are you taking a bubble-bath?
Terry: No, I just noticed.
Gene: Ah, you're right. I used the last of it when I was... eight.
Bonnie: Dad, can you drive me to get my tongue pierced tomorrow?
Jimmy: You mean on the way to the orphanage?
Jimmy: What if the guy severs a taste bud or something? For the rest of her life her favorite Chinese food will be sweet and nothing pork.
Jimmy: Until you remove that thing from yourself, I'm not going to feel comfortable or hungry around you.
Bonnie: Well, enjoy being nervous and really really thin.
Donna: The message is that she's cool and you're not.
Jimmy: She needs a tongue stud to figure that out? Look at my pants.
Wendy: Do you people have any idea how veal calves are raised?
Mitzi: With a certain live for today attitude?
Jimmy: Y'know, the important thing, I think, and I don't mean to jinx it, is that the Stiles family dinner is actually...
Police: *knock* *knock* Police!
Jimmy: ...apparently illegal.
Mitzi: Okay, yes, I did it, and I'd do it again... those miserable little pointy-eared bastards.
Wendy: I like the gnomes, they're cute.
Mitzi: Oh, please. If gnomes are so cute then what happened to all the real ones?
Jimmy: Ma, why did you do this?
Mitzi: Because people should not be allowed to destory the beauty of this neighborhood with whimsical lawn crap.
Police: You think when I went the police academy I had a dream of one day making the gnome squad?
Jimmy: Ma, eighteen dollars for gnomes is one thing, twenty-five hundred dollars bail is another.
Mitzi: Right, dear, because all I ever gave you was life.
Sorry, Mr. Veal!
Somebody want to turn that off?!
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