Quotes from The 31-Inch High Club


Gene: Any ideas on a good restaurant?
Donna: Gene, where you take her isn't nearly as important as being a gentleman.
Mitzi: Which in turn isn't nearly as important as having an ass like a coconut.
Donna: Gene, you know what? Just be yourself.
Gene: Oh, I don't think she'd want to eat fast food in our underwear and go to sleep crying.

Mitzi: Okay, girls, out we go, into the PG-13 sunshine!
Bonnie: Party on!

Mitzi: Sweet holy lord of the rings.

Alex: I'd like to be able to swim upstairs, Jim.
Jimmy: Really?
Alex: Like a salmon.

Sabrina: I'm sorry, but when I went to architectural school, I skipped the day they taught magic.

Jimmy: Oh, the winner and once again heavy-weight champion of the world... Daddy!


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