Quotes from Upright and Breathing
Jimmy: That is incredible. That is just driving me crazy with desire. That is screaming hot, hot, steamy hot.
Donna: It's your daughter's.
Jimmy: Pardon me.
Wendy: Is corn starch the same as spray starch?
Donna: No.
Wendy: Is spray starch poison?
Donna: Yes.
Wendy: Okay. Bonnie, don't lick the mixing bowl!
Jimmy: Mixing bowl and spray starch? They're making cream of shirt.
Jimmy: This is the anti-Jimmy you're describing. I am the exact opposite of the person of your dreams... who apparently is a blonde gay French orphan in an iron lung.
Gene: I won't stay long, 'cause I'd rather have my eyes pecked out by ravens....
Mitzi: Too much fun in one day is bad for grandma so I'm going to go home to my cats.
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