Quotes from Country Clubbed

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"Who's Victoria and what's her secret?" -Wendy
"Victoria's the woman who prints those catalogs, and secretly there are thirty copies in your father's dresser drawer." -Mitzi

"We were in labor for thirty-seven hours. They don't make a brace for what I sprained." -Mitzi

"It's not so much about the pristine condition of the greens or soft fluffiness of the towels. It's about having a getaway. A dark paneled male enclave. A place for men to mingle with other men freely in a civilized and tastefully furnished surroundings. Does that sound like paradise?" -Rick
"Actually, it sounds like a gay bar." -Jimmy
"I wouldn't know about that, Jimmy." -Rick
"Me neither." -Jimmy

"Everytime I go to a good family fun place I get thrown into a big cage full of plastic balls and I don't see anyone for three hours." -Wendy

"Golf bags: $390. Two pairs of golf shoes: $210. Golf sweaters: $90.95." -Jimmy
"A day playing golf with your wife and mother..." -Donna
"Priceless." -Mitzi

"You're sure you're not mad?" -Jimmy
"No." -Donna
"All right. That's great. See you later." -Jimmy
"Jimmy." -Donna
"Yeah." -Jimmy
"You're still not sure if I'm mad or not, are you?" -Donna
"No." -Jimmy
"I love that." -Donna

"Ma'am, I can't serve you." -waiter
"Well, I'm really hungry, so I guess I'll have... the sex change operation. Extra pickle." -Mitzi

"I'm all for hanging out with the guys, but nobody's gonna tell my family where they can or cannot sit or eat." -Jimmy
"Fight the power, dad." -Bonnie

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