Quotes from Romance

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Bonnie: "The sun rises in the east, God made little green apples, and the boy pays. He pays and pays and pays and pays."
Jimmy: "Oh my God, it's like watching a lioness teach the cubs how to take down an antelope."

Donna: "Aunt Lou, you look wonderful."
Lou: "I know."

Jimmy: "My peeping tom won't peep anymore."

Don Rio: "You know, I could put you in Cher's old house for under a million six. They say at night it's haunted by her original nose."

Gene: "I got it, the magic potion that puts the motion in your ocean."

Lou: "Well, it seemed to me like that was ancient history, as in your relationship is history because you are so ancient."
Mitzi: "Oh, and you are such a spring chicken?"
Lou: "Well, I am. I'm at least two decades younger than you."
Mitzi: "Oh, please, I remember when you sprouted legs and crawled out of slime."

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