Quotes from Bad Muthas

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Donna: "Somebody needs to read the schedule."
Mitzi: "Somebody needs to get the stick out of her ass."

Donaa: "That's not Peanuts, that's South Park."
Wendy: "Oh, that's why there was fire coming out of Charlie Brown's butt."

Mitzi: "The password is Crisco."

Mrs. Cahill re Wendy: "Kissing. She was kissing again. She's a serial kisser."

Jimmy: "You're gonna fire my mom?"
Donna: "No, no, no, don't be silly. You are."

Mitzi: "You know what I miss, Jimmy? I miss cartilage."

Mitzi: "Oh, we wouldn't want to sit in Mama Bear's seat, otherwise Gramma Bear might get a tranquilizer dart in her ass."

Jimmy: "Wow, if we were playing Twister we could be doing actual physical harm right now."

Wendy: "Are we divorced from Grandma now?"

Donna: "What are you doing?"
Mitzi: "Working out."
Donna: "That looks like a Bloody Mary."
Mitzi: "Well I'm lifting it, aren't I?"

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