Quotes from Jimmy Dot Com

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Wendy: "You're funny, daddy."
Jimmy: "Yeah, but I never know exactly why."

Jimmy: "Guess what we're gonna be startin' from today."
Mitzi: "Jewish."
Wendy: "Oh, yeah! Eight days of presents, eight days of presents."

Jimmy: "Bonnie, do the letters BMW mean anything to you?"
Bonnie: "Oh my God, daddy, I love you. I mean, I've always loved you, it's just with a BMW it's a little more spiritual."

Stu: "Jimmy, what could you do to the chair to make us care more about it?"
Jimmy: "I don't know. Maybe give it a puppy and a fatal disease."

Gene: "I like divorced women, Jimmy. They already have a man in their life they hate."

Bonnie: "I looked at the new Miata today. Oh, it's awesome. Me-oughta get one."

Wendy: "You know what they say, dad. If you can't read with the one you love, read with the one you're with."

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