Quotes from Gene's Date
"What do you think?" -Gene
"I think you're dying and she's from the Make a Wish Foundation." -Mitzi
"In the winter I'm on the ski patrol in Aspen, I have an internet startup company... Ooh, last year I climbed the third highest mountain in Nepal, and I fly emergency relief planes for the International Red Cross." -Toni
"Donna's president of the head lice committee at school." -Jimmy
"He seems to be on cloud nine. -Jimmy
"He seems to be on acid." Donna
"Your aunt Delia is ninety years old. She eats at 4pm in the afternoon at Jack in the Box because she thinks the drive-up clown is her dead husband Gunther." -Jimmy
"I'm dating out of my league, aren't I, Jimmy?" -Gene
"Gene, you're damn near dating out of your species." -Jimmy
"You know, this suit that you loaned me... it doesn't fit really well." -Donna
"Oh, it's a thong." -Toni
"Heh, we used to call them wedgies." -Donna
"Remember skinny-dipping at the Desmonds' Christmas party?" -Jimmy
"No, I was wearing something." -Donna
"Yeah, a Santa hat and a smile." -Jimmy
"Honey, you can't get naked in here, for God's sake it's a minivan." -Jimmy
"Well, good night, I'm kinda pooped." -Donna
"All that fresh air on your knockers'll do that." -Mitzi
"You know, when you walk past construction workers and they make the noise." -Donna
"Oh, it's disgusting when they do that." -Mitzi
"Yeah, yeah, but it's a little unnerving when they stop." -Donna
"I know." -Mitzi
"Sometimes I pray that Dawson's Creek will flood and all the pretty boys and girls will painfully die." -Mitzi
"Just once I'd like to see Sean Connery in bed with a woman even close to his own age. Specifically, me." -Mitzi
"She's got some pretty kinky ideas about sex." -Gene
"Like what?" -Donna
"Like, get this, she wanted to do it twice last night." -Gene
"Wow, and that's just sick." -Donna
"I'm a middle-aged man. The only thing I do twice a night is go to the can." -Gene
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