Quotes from Money, Honey

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Jimmy: "Wendy, will you tell your friends that I'm not some dead beat that sits around the house all day drinking beer?"
Wendy: "I'm sorry, sir, do I know you?"

Jimmy: "Look at all the red in the pie-chart."
Mitzi: "What kind of pie is that?"
Jimmy: "It's a poverty pie."

Jimmy: "I'm a wood-worker. I make furniture. I've only got so many good years left. Let's face it, a word-worker at sixty is just a whittler."

Jimmy: "What about this $120 bill for a bikini waxing?"
Donna: "Trust me, Jimmy, that's a corner you might not want to cut."

Donna: "So we can economize without having to eat disturbingly spelled food."

Donna: "How cheap?"
Jimmy: "Unbelievably."
Donna: "Cheaper than an Italian magazine?"
Jimmy: "Close."
Donna: "How much?"
Jimmy: "100 dollars."
Donna: "Really?"
Jimmy: "No, they were 2."
Donna: "Well, that is pretty cheap."
Jimmy: "Three."
Donna: "Three?"
Jimmy: "No four."
Donna: "Oh."
Jimmy: "Five, all right, five, I confess, just stop this cruel interrogation."
Donna: "Jimmy."
Jimmy: "Yeah."
Donna: "For the good of the country never learn a nuclear secret."

Jimmy: "It's good to be right but it's bad to sleep in the back of the car."

Jimmy: "Money, if you let it, just grinds away at a marriage like..."
Donna: "Bulgarian toilet paper."

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