Written by Jim Vallely, Directed by Gil Junger

Special guest star Fred Willard as Larry Little

Special guest star Mo Gaffney as Mayvis Little

Co-starring Joe Gieb as little guy, Brandon Michael Depaul as Timmy Little

"I used to put sugar in the mayonnaise and tell him it was pudding." -Mitzi

"Hey, mom?" -Wendy
"What?" -Donna
"You rock." -Wendy
"I know." -Donna

"My son, Jimmy, isn't afraid of anyone or anything." -Mitzi
"That's not entirely true. I'm very scared of that woman and her little can of agony." -Jimmy

"I'm in the best shape I've ever been. I've got four Tae Bo tapes in there." -Jimmy
"Aren't they unopened on the floor of the closet?" -Donna
"Yeah, but I step over them every morning. That's a good workout." -Jimmy

"You know, word on the street is your mother is kind of rude and cranky." -Larry
"Oh, you know her?" -Jimmy
"No, that was the insult." -Larry