Written by David Raether, Directed by Gil Junger

Special guest star Dixie Carter as Peaches

"If Bill Gates is so smart, how come connecting online always sounds like you're running over a cat?" -Jimmy

"Mitzi, isn't it possible that your memory isn't quite what it once was? I mean you are entering the please-come-down-to-the-mall-and-find-my-car years." -Peaches

"Sometimes I have to be stern with my women." -Jimmy
"Your women? Hope you're talkin' about a Barbie doll collection or I'm gonna have to kick your ass." -Claire

"Life. That's what happens in between work." -Jimmy