Written by Chris Thompson, Directed by Gail Mancuso

Guest starring Glenn Shadix as Mr. Rook, Louis Mustillo as Jerry, Raymond Ma as Mr. Li

Co-starring Brenan Baird as pilot, Ari Karczag as Lars, Alfred Dennis as Hasidic Jew, Big Nate as Hawaiian guy #1, Titus Napoleon as Hwaiian guy #2, Roger Velasco as Paolo

Gene: "Here's some of the things that I have learned in my years of shopping for the ladies. Never ever buy anything in a large."

Jimmy: "I just wish that one year I could get them something, and they'd all look at me and say, 'Aw, Jimmy, this is perfect.'"
Gene: "Yeah, and I wish I could fly and fight crime...."

Jimmy: "Mom, what are you always saying was the best thing that dad every did for you?"
Mitzi: "Passing away before they invented Viagra."

Jimmy: "Ma, you asleep?"
Mitzi: "My ass is."