Season 1, Episode 10: Thanks for Nothing

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Rating: 7.6

This was originally supposed to be the 11th episode of the first season, although it was aired as the 10th.


Written by Chris Thompson, Directed by Amanda Bearse

Special Guest Star Dixie Carter as Peaches

Guest starring Ann Cusak as Delilah, Pat Cranshaw as Uncle Earl


"Do you wanna learn how to make my special pie crust?" -Mitzi
"No." -Bonnie
"You're gonna get married one day. How do you expect to keep your husband happy?" -Mitzi
"Are you kidding?" -Bonnie
"I hate young people." -Mitzi

"I want you to write down what you're thankful for and then we'll read the essays at dinner." -Jimmy
"Great. Hey, dad, I was really looking forward to eating this orange. Would you like to come suck the joy out of it too?" -Bonnie

"How's your husband?" -Delilah
"He's still dead." -Mitzi

"Did I ever tell you how much you remind me of your mother?" -Mitzi
"Oh..." -Delilah
"There's always one cub in the pride who favors the lioness." -Peaches
"Yes, and there's always one puppy in the litter who favors the bitch." -Mitzi

"Dr. Suzuki, look, Godzilla and Mothra, now they are friends." -Jimmy

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